Aww but man...he was just asking me if he had a chance with you and I was coaching him through it for hours!! Do you know how hard it is to teach an angry firey demon of doom not to drool lava while sipping as delicately as possible from a teacup? How am I going to break it to him!!!!!
Aww dammit.. I don't wanna break a demon's heart. Oooh I know, let's webcam He can show me all his tea cup sipping skills and I don't have to worry about it burning lava holes in my floor. You think that'll prevent him from balling his eyes out?
Haha all right. In the meantime I'll try to talk him out of this whole thing and just make him see it wont work. How can you kiss if you burn someones face off with your noxious fluorescent breath? Really, if he really cares for you he will let you go!! Just friends, yeah, just friends, don't call me I call you sort of thing lol!